Why is the grass greener on the other side?
{ Posted on 7:35 PM
by Josh Corken
}
Asked by: Alex from Indianapolis, Indiana
Alex,
I hear there is blue grass in some places, so really, we need to first investigate whether the grass is even green on the other side, before we really ask if it is greener than where we are. For time's sake, let's say that we conclude the other side does, in fact, have green grass. Next, we want to question why we are even asking. Are you uncomfortable with the grass you stand on? Is it not soft enough for you? If you roll around in it, does it make you itch?
To me, it sounds like you are being quite picky about this whole situation. Does it really matter to you what shade of grass you are surrounded by? As long as it isn't a shade of brown, I'd say you are just fine. To me, it sounds like you are being rude to your grass. Can you imagine how it feels, knowing you are so curious about its adversary? That grass probably feels a bit neglected and unloved. My suggestion is to reconnect with your grass. Find out what makes it happy and how it satisfies you. Then, see if you even continue to wonder about the grass on the other side.
Wait... Are we even talking about grass anymore?
Alex,
I hear there is blue grass in some places, so really, we need to first investigate whether the grass is even green on the other side, before we really ask if it is greener than where we are. For time's sake, let's say that we conclude the other side does, in fact, have green grass. Next, we want to question why we are even asking. Are you uncomfortable with the grass you stand on? Is it not soft enough for you? If you roll around in it, does it make you itch?
To me, it sounds like you are being quite picky about this whole situation. Does it really matter to you what shade of grass you are surrounded by? As long as it isn't a shade of brown, I'd say you are just fine. To me, it sounds like you are being rude to your grass. Can you imagine how it feels, knowing you are so curious about its adversary? That grass probably feels a bit neglected and unloved. My suggestion is to reconnect with your grass. Find out what makes it happy and how it satisfies you. Then, see if you even continue to wonder about the grass on the other side.
Wait... Are we even talking about grass anymore?
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